Jack Warner died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, .
The three men had always done everything together.
Groden arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Groden said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Groden said, 'Nope, that eh Jack.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Camps in to confirm the identity of the body.
Camps looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Camps said, 'No, dat eh JAck.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Camps said, 'Well, Jack Warnerl had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yeah, we never see dem, but everybody used to say:
Dere is Jack Warner with dem two assholes.'
