An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for
> several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was
> properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
> picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach
> trees.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
> as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
> He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
> laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch
> of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
> aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One
> of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you
> leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to
> watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond
> naked.'
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed
> the alligator.'
