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Offline john_public

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tax code
« on: June 05, 2009, 03:01:10 PM »
 Hi there my friends hope you are having a wonderful day. Here is the new tax code in Trinidad


2009 Tax Code

 

 
 


The only thing that the Inland Revenue has not taxed yet is the male penis.




This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off,1% of the time it is in a hole.  On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
 
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
 
The brackets are as follows:
 





 
 
 

10" - 12"
 
 Luxury Tax
 
 

300.00
 

 
 

8" - 10"
 
 Pole Tax
 
 

250.00
 

 
 

5" - 8"
 
 Privilege Tax
 
 

150.00
 

 
 

3" - 5"
 
 Nuisance Tax
 
 

30.00
 



Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
 



Anyone under  3" is eligible for a tax refund.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Re: tax code
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 03:57:01 PM »
I guess you buying ah rongs with the refund for the crew?

 

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