A Trini man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit in your whole life?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I could tink of one ting," the man offers. "Once, ah was drivin
tru Laventille, and ah see ah gang ah Muslimeen treatenin a young gyul."
"I tell dem plain to leave she, but they wouldn't listen. So I walk up
to de head one - the largest and most ignorant lookin one. Ah gie he
two cuff in he mout, kick him in he groin, rip off he skull cap, trow it on
the groung and tell him, 'Leave she alone or you go answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did all this happen?"
"Jes now".