http://www.dirtytackle.net/2009/07/if-it-continued-11/If it continued…
Both David Beckham and Landon Donovan have publicly stated that they sat down together and buried the hatchet, but what if their feud continued through that little pow-wow?
97′ — Beckham stops staring at his own tattoos and realizes there’s someone else in the room.
101′ — Donovan puts on the captain’s armband, spends an inordinate amount of time adjusting it just to make sure Beckham notices that he’s wearing it.
108′ — Beckham makes a comment about watching Donovan’s wife’s show in his bedroom. Donovan can’t decide if this is a sexual innuendo or merely a statement of Beckham’s night time television viewing habits.
115′ — Beckham strips down to his underpants for no other reason than that he feels strangely compelled to do so at least 10-15 times a day.
122′ — Donovan taps a crunchy Jack Johnson groove on the table. Beckham squints, easily winning the impromptu cool-off.
126′ — Beckham’s Robot Wife charges through the wall, shooting laser beams out of her eyes and emitting the sound of a police siren out of her mouth hole. Beckham removes her batteries, thus disabling the threat. For now…
131′ — Beckham carves “I luv Milan” into the table. Donovan snottily asks, “If you love Milan so much, why don’t you marry it?” Beckham replies, “Because then I’ll get bored with it and want to bang other clubs.”
139′ — The two lock eyes and stare each other down. They stand nose to nose in a battle of wills to decide the true top dog at LA Galaxy. They both breathe heavy, each flinching slightly as they attempt to crush one another with the sheer force of their bottled anger and resentment. And just when it seems like they’ll finally beat the living hell out of each other…
140′ — …they kiss like they have only kissed twice before.
