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Offline capodetutticapi

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Viagra
« on: July 28, 2009, 09:01:58 AM »
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'

'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

'I'm 96' said the old man.

'I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough

so I don't piss on my balls. '
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Viagra
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 09:51:45 AM »
Lol this was funny
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2009, 09:45:47 AM »
Ah lady gorn to the pharmacy and ask to buy Viagra fuh she 87 year old father.
The pharmacist say "yuh sure it wise to give hom that at his age. I not sure
even sex good for his heart"
The lady say "who talking about sex I just want to stop him rolling out of bed"  ;D
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