Exclusive interview with your Daily Maco sports reporter with Midknight after his team's shock victory over Touches Utd on Gameweek 5 of the WN/SW.net Champions League
Maco : You must be relieved getting your first three points tonight?
Midknight : De first bligh yuh get in a hard no ass league like this does always feel dread. When yuh barely start and other managers publicly dissing yuh, taking it on could cause real commess later on. I cool.
Maco : What did you think of the team’s performance?
Midknight : I real proud ah de boys. We get points from every man jack, defenders, middle, strikers. Obviously we doh have all de maco players in every position like some odder teams, but doh dig nothing, we done show we could handle Woman is Boss before, so I know they coulda mash up Touches.
Maco : It wasn’t an easy match, though, was it?
Midknight : Yuhself, yuh ever see any thing so in dis league? Before the last two caps fire, Touches still had three men who ent play yet, and I start to sweat. But doh forget the point is to buss de net more than de odder team, and we do dat.
Maco : Who would you say stood out for the team in this match?
Midknight : Losing de goalie was a real pull stones. Ah didn’t even have ah man riding pine to bring on because Schwarzer went an strain he neck gaping at a baddis during the international break, so everybody had to step up to get de points. Give ah bligh to De Beast, Short man, Fat Frank, Rocky and Karate for handling dey stories. Didier get real pong when he come in for Arshavin, because Arshavin was getting de points – but now that he break he tail, I sure Didier go let me pass in front all dem critic house and wine down low...
Maco : You may have won this match, but your overall points haul is still rather low... Don’t you need to make an audacious transfer swoop now?
Midknight : Is true, we was looking worse dan de blind school b team before but doh dig nothing, whey horse does graze donkey go reach. When men start to drop like ripe mango in October and November, plenty people go have to eat dey crow unseasoned when i pull out the wildcard dey want me to spend.
Maco : So does that mean you have no short term transfer targets?
Midknight : Maccociousness does only get yuh so far. Yuh go find out same way as everybody else when we take the field next week.