England 332 & 18/0 (8.5 ov)
Australia 160
England lead by 190 runs with 10 wickets remaining
Day 2 - Session 3
Look like licks sharing again.
All this time we thought that the WICB was doing s***, but in truth, they were part of the global long-term plan to deal with Australia. You see, Australian cricket operates on a hive mind. Like the borg, so while you think you figure out how to defeat them, the other parts run the calculations and stymie your efforts.
The West Indies have decided to sacrifice themselves to fight this menace, hiring Australian coaches, who have been infected with the rank s*** that is now regional cricket. Once the virus has been confirmed in the host, they are then allowed to leave (under the guise of a random firing) and return to the hive, where they then infect the collective.
This worked effectively for Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day and can now be seen in action working for England in the Ashes.
One day, the cricket word will look back an honor the West Indies for the great sacrifice we have made. Probably with a series against a team we can beat like the Netherlands.