1. Men discussing players grooming habits and fashion sense
2. Men talking more about players salary than they scoring record
3. Manchester Utd playing clubs like Hangzhou Greentown and scratch up sides from Malaysia
4. Fergie won't shut up
5. Die hard EPL, Seria A and LA Liga fanboys actually paying attention to the Proleague
6. Gunnerstunner seriously believe Arsenal in contention for the title
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