was in the bar yesterday
> when I suddenly
> realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was
> really, really loud, so
> I timed my farts with the beat.
>
>
>
> After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I
> finished my beer and noticed that everybody
> was staring at me.
>
>
>
> Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my
> iPod.
>
