Jonsey buy a donkey from Ramsingh, a old farmer pardner, for $300.
Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day. Next day, Ramsingh drive up and said, "Sorry Jonsey, but I have some bad news.
The donkey dead."
"Well gie me back meh money," said Jonsey.
"Worse news boy, I went and spen it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"Wha yuh go wid him?" asked Ramsingh.
"You doh worry, I go raffle him.""You cyar raffle a dead donkey.
Yuh mad or what!"
"Who say so....you makin joke. Watch me. I ent tellin nobody he dead,"
said Jonsey.. A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonsey in the market.
"Jonsey, wha happen with yuh dead donkey boy?"
Jonsey replied, "Ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500 hundred tickets at 5 dollars and ah rake in $2,500.00"
"Nobody eh make noise?" "Only de fella who win.
So ah gie him back he five dollars!"
This is Trinidad for you
A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet in Trinidad and
"passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him by
fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain
consciousness.
Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his
mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life, pushed the person
away and yelled,
"if ah did want orange, ah woulda fall down in de market."
