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Offline trinindian

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« on: September 02, 2009, 09:02:17 AM »
A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,
“What will you have?” The guy says “Martini.” The robot brings back
the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy
says, “168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk
about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What
will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him
another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ? " The guy
says, "Uh, about 75."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you people still happy
you voted for Obama?"

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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 09:15:43 AM »

 Ah get that one from mih ex marine redneck pardner today.

 The republicans rell bashing Obama this rounds.
Ah want de woman on de bass


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