After Saturday I have now emerged from my Caribu Crusade (Equal Parts Carib & Malibu it's like a coconut beer). So Saturday I prepping for the game making sure I have the essentials, Paid mih Flow for the past 4 months, make sure my lappie have charge just incase current go and i have to watch it online (which it did but it came back in time), 6 pack of Carib & a bottle of Malibu and of course the National Food of T&T some KFC, because to me KFC is to Trinidad what Mc Donald's is to Manhattan. I Figure RBTT have shares in KFC to cuz it have ah RBTT right next to all them KFC, Maraval, Park St have a KFC right round the corner on Fredrick, Ind Sq, Gulf City, West Mall, Pt. Fortin, and what confirm it for me is High St San Fernando, there are two RBTTs one on the top of the street and one at the bottom and guess what Sherlock there are two KFCs one on the top of the street and one at the bottom, now i ent raising red flags and bawling communists but I'm just saying yuh can't help it if ah bruddah thinking conspiracy.
So I've been to several KFCs in the world (I rank them 1st place Trinidad, 2nd place Antigua & 3rd place Barbados), and I find I only have this problem in Trinidad. It might be just me but usually after partaking in a box of dead I find I does want to dead the next morning. Some sharp labour pains does take mih and make me curl up in my bed. So I form an alliance with Blue Waters and I does pace mihself.
So reflecting on the past I decided to try out the New Hot Shots thing, some kinda popcorn chicken looking thing, that wasn't particularly great. And at the time I found it a misnomer because it was rather tepid and i had to supply my own spice to make it nice. So naturally I get ketch off guard the next morning when the chills take me and I heard a weird noise that I mistook for a cat in heat outside. I feel like was in a war, I crawl through the trenches to make it to the throne to man the .50mm and start to buss up the nazis them, ah just squeezing rat tat tata tata! when from out of nowhere ah hear INCOMING!!! ah man pull out a RPG and fire KABOOM!!! ah fold over like a roti, the alliance with Blue Waters not winning the war and the KFC Nazi's win again. I just have to bandage up the badly wounded.
Now I always laughed at my Commissioner of the AWATT, Oconnorg, ranting about the quality of bandages produced by Soft and Dry, I figure if yuh have a problem go Cuba, but jed is only after the KFC Chronicles I really notice the sandpaperesque texture of the thing, but I not going write my Ombudsman a letter or anything I'm going to deal with the real issue, and I think we all know what the real issue is here, and it is: Should KFC be sold by Trevor Sayers? Does KFC give you the $h!tt!ng$?
P.S.
I real drinking water for the USA game and I buying it by the Kiosk on the East side of the stadium
