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You can't slurry love - man caught pleasuring himself in a muck-spreader
A PERVERT who gets sexual thrills from manure was jailed after being caught pleasuring himself in a muck-spreader.
Weird David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm and covered himself in animal waste.
He then climbed into the spreader vehicle - and was found wearing rubber gloves and playing in the slurry for "sexual reasons". Truscott, of Camborne, Cornwall, was jailed for 16 weeks after admitting harassment.
Truro Magistrates' Court heard he was convicted of a previous offence at the same farm in Camborne in 2004.