What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:
1 - Remove your lap top from its bag
2 - Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3 - Turn on
4 - Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5 - Turn on the Internet
6 - Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7 -Take a deep breath and open this site
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html8 -Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger