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Offline mwanasoka

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It's all in Pun !
« on: January 01, 2010, 04:32:01 PM »
1.  The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
   
    Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
 
2.  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but
 
     it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
 
3.  She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
 
4.  A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
 
     because it was a weapon of math disruption.
 
5.  The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a
 
     little behind in his work.
 
6.  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll
 
     still be stationery.
 
7.  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and
 
     was cited for littering.
 
8.  A hand grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
 
     result in Linoleum Blownapart.
 
9.  Tsilk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
 
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 
11.  A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The
 
      police are looking into it.
 
12.  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 
13.  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One
 
      hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a
 
      head.'
 
14.  I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then,
 
      it hit me.
 
15.  A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said,
 
      'Keep off the Grass.'
 
16.  A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
 
      hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,  a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
 
17.  A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 
18.  The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a
 
      small medium at large.
 
19.  The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
 
       now a seasoned veteran.
 
20.   A backward poet writes inverse.
 
21.   In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In
 
       feudalism, it's your count that votes.
 
22 .  When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of
 
       religion.
 
23.   Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

24.   A shipment go by car while a cargo go by ship.

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Happy New Year To All and A Bright and Prosperous 2010.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power,the world will know peace.

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Re: It's all in Pun !
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2010, 12:31:49 PM »
can't say I heard these b4.  mildly amusing :)

 

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