Bleat, bleat, creature of non-specific colour and species,
have you any home-spun fabric?
Yes sir or madam, yes sir or madam,
enough to share, but not in a communist way.
One is for the titled person of non-specific gender,
one is for the other titled person of non-specific gender,
and one is for the child of non-specific age, height and gender, who co-exists in harmony with the lane, but not in a gay way.
—Wil Anderson, The Glass House
