Reggae_boy1983 (Deceased: Aug 17, 2010)
Cause of Death: Order Asphyxia. Order Asphyxia is a condition of severely deficient supply of oxygen to the body that arises from being unable to breathe normally in the presence of the high quotient of order that emmanates from the Order Triumvate during FIFA 10 battle.
As expected, Reggae-boy1983 did not heed the warning issued by the Order of the Olesoldier. He did not, for a nano second, consider the reprocussions of his challenge to this member of the Order Triumvate. He neglected to think soberly of his FIFA ability. Like many before him, he engaged the Order of the Olesoldier with an insufficient quotient of order.
As a result, he was embalmed, sprinkled in the finest blends of frank incense and myrrh, was wrapped head to toe in the finest linen, a crown of shame was place upon his head, burial rights were performed by the chief priest of the Order and finally, the now mummified corpse that was Reggae_boy1983, now eternally rests within the confines of the shrine of the Olesoldier Order.
I am Order...
I am Olesoldier!