A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes
up behind him and bock him with a frying pan.
"Aaahh! Wat dat fa?" he shout.
"Me find one paper inna yuh pocket
wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss Melba" says his wife.
"Wa yuh mean? Me an' me fren' Leroy gorn a race track
last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run
inna de first race," him plead.
Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and
"whack!"- one brute lick inna im
headback with the back of ah dutch-pot.
"Ooowww," he barlout. "Wa' dat ah fa now?"
"Yuh orse deh pan di phone"!
