WHAT DO YOU CALL....
An Indian in a disco ? Dan Singh
An Indian Handyman ? Fik Singh
An Indian in the Ballroom ? Walt Singh
An Indian DJ ? Mix Singh
An Indian Mechanic ? Service Singh
An Indian Hooligan ? Menace Singh
An Indian in a Church ? Confess Singh
An Indian Gymnast ? Bounce Singh
An Indian Driving Backwards ? Rever Singh
An Indan F1 Driver ? Ray Singh
An Indian Cutting Bread ? Sly Singh
An Indian Beautician ? Wax Singh
An Indian Priest ? Bless Singh
An Indian Throwing a Tantrum ? Fuss Singh
An Indian Working in a Hospital ? NurseSingh
AN Indian Falling Down ? Collapse Singh
AN Indian Golfer ? Vijay Singh (Gotcha!)
Don't you think that this is Amu Singh........
And I know this email have you Steups Singh or Cuss Singh
But remember I just Kick Singh
And doh laugh too hard, yuh might be PissSingh