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Mexican english Words Of The Day
« on: March 26, 2010, 02:30:15 PM »
Mexican Words Of The Day

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.

4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!

5. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!

6. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!

7. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.

8. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair

9. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

10. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

11. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.

12. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.

13. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?

 

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