Mootilal went to a shop to buy some flour. He approached Mr. Chin the shopkeeper:
Mootilal: Aye Chin, leh mih geh 2 pong ah flour dey.
Chin: Solly Mooti, me eh have no flour.
Mootilal: Buh Chin, gih mih at lease ah pong nah boy.
Chin: Ah tell yuh, me ha no flour!
Mootilal: Chin yuh cyah even spare meh at lease half pound boy?
At this point Chin was getting aggravated with Mootilal
Chin: Ah have a riddle fuh yuh. If yuh take out de knife from de word breadknife, what yuh get?
Mootilal: knife in breadknife, take that away, yuh get BREAD!
Chin: Collect! Now if yuh take out de spoon from tablespoon, what yuh get?
Mootilal: Take away spoon in tablespoon, yuh get TABLE!
Chin: Now if yuh take out de fork from flour, what yuh get?
Mootilal: (after thinking while) Buh Chin, it eh have no fork in flour
Chin: Well that is what ah trying to tell you... it eh have no forkin flour!!
