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Lawyers again
« on: October 19, 2005, 11:29:24 PM »
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed
>good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" she asked.
>"I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most
>expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
>"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply. Just then, Valerie appeared
>and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without
>hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to
>Valerie, and they went upstairs.After an hour, the man calmly left. The
>next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie. Valerie
>explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too
>expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again
>the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.
>After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again.
>Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night,
>but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie
>questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.
>Where are you from?" she asked. The man replied, "South Carolina.""Really"
>she said. "I have family in South Carolina." "I know," the man said. "Your
>father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your
>$3,000 inheritance."
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>The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
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>1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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