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Offline theworm2345

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Irish Joke
« on: June 23, 2010, 12:16:44 PM »
Found this on an Irish forum  ;D

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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

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Re: Irish Joke
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2010, 06:35:24 PM »
good one.  :rotfl:

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Re: Irish Joke
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 10:03:41 AM »
classic. :beermug:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

 

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