Dey ketch ah man fucling ah Cow in Colonial beach Virginia one time.
He was standing on a step ladder..and de police vaps him.
Hear de best part.
A animal specialist of sort sort (could be a vet, me he know), say de cow traumatised...how he know dat me eh know, but dey put de cow down too.
De man went to court and say he love dat certain cow and he try to sue dem for killing he cow.