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Offline TriniCana

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The Balloon
« on: December 24, 2010, 08:23:38 AM »
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. 
 
His mother tells him to  stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it the hell off...you're going to break something."  He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.  Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store...

He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.  Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge...
A diarrhea run.

She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.  When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. 
 
She's not sure what this big brown thing  is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he
gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. 
 
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. 
 
On him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. 

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"

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Re: The Balloon
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2010, 12:23:27 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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good things happening to good people: a good thing
good things happening to bad people: a bad thing
bad things happening to good people: a bad thing
bad things happening to bad people: a good thing

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Re: The Balloon
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2010, 01:29:26 PM »
That was a stink one!!
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De higher a monkey climbs is de less his ass is on de line, if he works for FIFA that is! ;-)

 

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