An elderly Jamaican lady is at the Hi-Lo supermarket with her grandchild.... While shopping, she would say to the child who was helping her......."Diploma
go get the milk"...."Diploma, go get the butter....the sugar....and the rice". "Ok grandma" the child replied....and quickly complied......
When they got up to the register the old lady said...."Diploma pay the cashier"... The cashier curiously asks... "Why u call the pickney diploma?"......
" The old woman looked at her and replied in a disappointed tone......
"Cuz wen mi send har mumma go college.....a dis she cum back wid"
