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Offline Jumbie

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Senior Center
« on: March 29, 2011, 07:47:57 AM »



It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch.

Then, suddenly, the watch slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .

Claude was never invited back to entertain.

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Re: Senior Center
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 10:04:51 AM »
 :rotfl: nice one!

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Re: Senior Center
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 03:24:39 PM »
love it!!!!

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Re: Senior Center
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 08:35:44 PM »
 ::) ::)
Today you're the dog, tomorrow you're the hydrant - so be good to others - it comes back!"

 

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