Little Kevin was at school one morning when the teacher asked all the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came out, fireman, policeman, salesman,Company CEO, etc, but Kevin was
being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and
took Little Kevin aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Kevin, "He plays cricket for West Indies but I was just too embarrassed
to say that.!!!