March 29, 2024, 08:12:21 AM

Author Topic: The Sheer Nightgown....  (Read 1149 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline zuluwarrior

  • Hero Warrior
  • *****
  • Posts: 3048
  • use your tongue to count your teeth
    • View Profile
    • http://pointalive.com
The Sheer Nightgown....
« on: June 15, 2011, 03:25:08 PM »
The Sheer Nightgown....

 
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that  it might as well be nothing.  I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
 


She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.


The husband says, 'Good Grief!   You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' 


He never heard the shot. 

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.   
.
good things happening to good people: a good thing
good things happening to bad people: a bad thing
bad things happening to good people: a bad thing
bad things happening to bad people: a good thing

Offline Observer

  • Hero Warrior
  • *****
  • Posts: 5428
  • The best gift for a footballer is Intelligence ---
    • View Profile
Re: The Sheer Nightgown....
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 04:22:11 PM »
 :rotfl: putow hahahahahah
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead
                                              Thomas Paine

Offline saga pinto

  • Hero Warrior
  • *****
  • Posts: 2173
    • View Profile
Re: The Sheer Nightgown....
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 06:13:38 AM »
nice  ;D

 

1]; } ?>