A Trinidad father went camping with his educated son who has a PhD in Astrology. They set up their tent & fell asleep. Some hours later, the Father wakes his Son & asks: Look up to de sky & tell me what yuh see?
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: What does that tell yuh Son?
Son: Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies & planets in our Solar System!
The Father Remains silent for moment then says: NO IDIOT! Somebody thief we tent!!!!