A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.
"Why all the clocks"?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie.'
'Where's Jack Warner's clock?' asked the man.
His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!
