4 people in the carriage of a train – a trini, a pretty young
blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Bahraini.
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark
there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the
tunnel, the Bahraini is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his
cheek.
The old lady thinks "I bet that Bahraini fondled the blonde in the
dark and she slapped him"
The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Bahraini tried to fondle
me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"
The Bahraini thinks "I bet that Trini fondled the blonde in the dark,
but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"
The Trini thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon
so I can slap that Bahraini c**t again"
