Ram was hunting agouti in Moruga.
>>>
>>> He leaned the old 12 gauge against a tree to take a
>>> leak, and as luck would have it, the dog knocks the gun over, it
>>> goes off and Ram took most of an ounce of buckshot in the groin.
>>>
>>> Several hours later, lying in Sando General hospital bed, he comes to and
>>> there is his doctor, Doodnath. "Well Ram, I got some good news and some
>>> bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage
>>> was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we
were able to remove all of the buckshot."
>>>
>>> "What's the bad news?" asks Ram.
>>>
>>> "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot
>>> damage done to your wood. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister,
Sita ."
>>>
>>> "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ram. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"
>>>
>>> "Not exactly," Doodnath says. "She's a flute player in the Divine
>>> Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your
>>> fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
>>>
