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« on: January 19, 2012, 10:37:50 AM »
Mike walks into Desmond Yard and catches him dancing naked and playing
with himself in front of a tractor.

Mike says, By lard Desmond, wha yuh ah do?" Desmond says,  "Well me and Mary eh been gettin on in de bedroom lately & meh therapist
recommended I ah do sometin sexy to attracter
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead
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