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Offline dtool

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Dear Dad Letter
« on: August 17, 2012, 08:09:05 PM »

                                                Dear Dad Letter

 
              A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made, and everything was tidied away. Then, he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With
the worst premonition, he opened the letter and, with trembling hands, began
to read the letter.
 
 
              Dear Dad
 
              It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I
have had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mum and you.
 
              I've found real passion with Stacey and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings', tattoos,
her motorcycle leathers, and because she is so much older than me. But it’s
not only the passion, Dad - she's pregnant but Stacey said we will be very
happy. She owns a caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacey has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll
be growing it ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for
all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
 
              In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so that Stacey can get better. She sure deserves it.
 
              Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
 
              Someday, we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
 
              Your loving son - Joshua
 
              P.S. - Dad none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason’s
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
the school report that's on the kitchen table.
 
              Call me when it is safe to come home.
Sent from my iPhone


Offline Cocorite

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Re: Dear Dad Letter
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2012, 04:07:14 AM »
Funny. Would be more funny if it were a daughter . .  :rotfl:
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