Doubles vigilante confesses… to his innocencePosted Saturday 13 October 2012 by Filbert Street in View Point
Scene: Interview Room, Central Police Station.
Investigating Officer: “So, Mr Shane Gopeesingh-Aleong, can we go over your statement again, please? Now, you said you were working in a soup kitchen all morning helping to feed women who were victims of domestic violence. Is that correct?”
Shane: “Yes, sir. You see these women can’t cook and that’s why their husbands give them licks. So once they run away, they need someone to feed them.”
Officer: “Can you give us the location of this soup kitchen or the names of the people working there?”
Shane: “No, sir. To protect the women, that’s strictly confidential information.”
Officer: “Okay. So then, you say that when you left the soup kitchen you were passing through Woodbrook and saw the doubles stall. You hadn’t eaten so you decided to stop for some doubles, is that it?”
Shane: “Yes I’m a bit of a health nut and spend a lot of time in the gym, so I don’t normally eat doubles as I prefer organic vegetables. But I guess that morning I felt I deserved a treat.”
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