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MITT ROMNEY JOKES
« on: November 18, 2012, 06:38:36 PM »
The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his wife Ann:
"This time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the President of the United States".

After Mitt's concession speech, they head to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked: "sooooo....how does this work? Is Barack coming over here or am I supposed to go over there?"
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Re: MITT ROMNEY JOKES
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2012, 06:52:40 PM »
 :rotfl:  would need plenty alco to make dat happen
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Re: MITT ROMNEY JOKES
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2012, 07:40:21 PM »
This joke rich with possibilities yes ... 

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Re: MITT ROMNEY JOKES
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2012, 09:46:33 AM »
Rumney response ,1/2black, he 1/2 white, he beat me ,he is the president ,now yuh asking me if he cummin or u going to meet him ,like you want to give im everything over my ded body.
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