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YES yes, I know this is WRONG all kinda how...but if there are any politically correct anal retentive folks on here, I hope you can get over yourself for a few minutes, and suppress your PC sensibilities..it's worth a few chuckle   ;D


Q. Why did God create woman?

A. To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet


Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow


Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?

A. Phone her



Q. Why do women fake orgasms?

A. Because they think men care



Q. What is the definition of "making love"?

A. Something a woman does while a guy is f$#&ing her



Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use a lubricant



Q. How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None. Let the b#$ch cook in the dark



Q. What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?

A. One's mad cow disease and the other's an agricultural problem



Q. Why does the bride always wear white?

A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator...



Q. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

A. Nothing, she's been told twice already



Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it



Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

A. Tied her chain too long



Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A. Marry it!



Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A. A battery has a positive side



Q. What are the three fastest means of communication?

A. 1) Internet 2) telephone 3) Telawoman



Q. How is a woman like a condom?

A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick



Q. What should you give a woman who has everything?

A. A man to show her how to work it



Q. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?

A. They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house



Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?

A. She knows she's given her last blowjob



Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there



Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
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