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BEST BLOND JOKE EVER
« on: September 06, 2013, 06:44:38 PM »
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said:
"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said:
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

David the milkman asked:
"Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said:
"No, just up to my tits. I can just splash it on my eyes."
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Re: BEST BLOND JOKE EVER
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2013, 01:33:12 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: BEST BLOND JOKE EVER
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2013, 01:40:39 PM »
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Re: BEST BLOND JOKE EVER
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2013, 11:34:59 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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