A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said:
"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said:
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
David the milkman asked:
"Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said:
"No, just up to my tits. I can just splash it on my eyes."
