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Blonde joke of de day
« on: November 05, 2005, 07:12:45 AM »
Subject: Milk Bath....

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She Left a
note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the Milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 15 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my Bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes

Ah want de woman on de bass

 

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