Ah man from town (Belmont) was doin a lil wuk down south and decide to walk down by the wharf one night.
Whilst he walking in the dark he bounce up ah ting an decide he could pay for a lil shine.
He take the ting behind ah shed an drop he pants but before he could do anything a bright light come on an a voice say : " Police , wha goin on here ?"
Mih boy say " Oh god officer ah just making a lil ting with mih wife !!"
The police man say " Ok ah did not realise that"
The man from Belmont say " Me neither, is only after de light shine on she face ah make she out !!"