Flex (((ring))) (((ring))) [hello], hello Flex, Roopie here.
Flex - How things hoss
Roopie - I need a trial with a T&T team. Can you help meh.
Flex - Look Kevin Harrison contact, vibes him.
Roopie - Hello Kevin, you guys have open trial?
Kevin - Yes, yes, come.
Roopie - Ok, I am on my way. $600 for my ticket, $200 to spent, bank account balance $25. No biggie, I will make that back one day when I start working man.
Roopie - Show up for practice here, hello Adrian, morning (f**k you), hello Chucky (f00ck off), hello Jan (hey buddy, how are you).
Kevin - 5 minutes before training, hey Roopie, training cancel, to much rain, next day, still to much rain, next day 5 minutes before training, we moving training to Port of Spain, ah hear it not raining up there.
Roopie - but I don't have transportation especially in such short notice and if I travel I will be late anyways.
Kevin - No problem, call Adrian.
Roopie (((ring))) [hello] hello Roopie here, Kevin say to call you for a ride because last minute plans and I am ass out for a ride.
Adrian - boy, go back to America nah.... [hang up]]... beep, beep beep.
Roopie - Sun today, finally I go finally get a sweat.
Fenwick - come Harry, Larry, Manny and so on, lets train, doh study that fella in de stands, he only trailing and I eh know who invited he here, so I not wasting my precious time. We have enough players and we don't need no more, we don't have no more money, not even to sign a ants if we wanted to, so somebody need to tell that long hair boy to go home.
Roopie - F that, I go do some push ups and jog to keep fit.
Kevin - (ring))) (((ring))), hello, hello Roopie, how are you, I have Adidas from de USA here, they have some small goal tournament for blind kids in Port of Spain, yuh want to go.
Roopie - yea.
Roopie - oh shit, ah left my wallet with Harry at the training ground, how will I get back home.
Kevin - to late to turn back, don't worry Sancho will give you a ride back home, he heading that way.
Sancho - dont worry, I will ride you. Both ah we is dread together, you indian and me african but is one love, don't worry man, just wait for me after training on de Betham or by Nelson street.
Roopie - after adidas training, where Sancho, is 5 hours now?
Chucky - kakahole, when a Trini tell you stand up is to run, he back smokey and bounty droning, them fellas retire now, them could do that. Go home nah, you feel you getting my place on de team.
Marc Leslie - Look Roopie, look passage money, go home, [thanks bredda, thanks]
Roopie - 2 weeks later, still no word, hey coach will you like to see me now, [nah], how did I look in the little 15 mins I played?
Fenwick - you okay, bye now, I have to go.
Roopie - next day, can you look at me now?
Fenwick - nah, have to train de team, we have a game coming up but will look at you in 40 days yuh dam Pakie.
Roopie - you is Noah?
Fenwick - f00ck up mate. I was de man who man handle Maradona in de world cup and cuff down Gefferson George, so don't mess with me.
Kevin - (ring))) (((ring))) hello is Roopie home [no, he gone back].... just so and he eh say nothing, shit, he set me up, Central don't have time to waste, we bring down Walshall and pay for their accommodation, food, women and tickets for they entire team for a 3 fete matches why I am running down this kid who clearly does not want to play....steups..
(((ring))) (((ring))) Kevin Jeffrey here [hello, this is Andrew Zimmern here, I want to eat some shark, the best sandwich I ever hate, I am serious like a heart attack],,,,, setups, call Richards.
(((ring))) HELLO !!!!! Jeffrey, [I not answering that phone, is Andrew again. Hello Sancho here, [hello, this is coops, them fellas say I never did anything positive for T&T so I calling to offer my service.
Sancho - Well de post for shining Fenwick balls was given to Adrian and he top that, I doubt anyone could take that from him, not even de carbs he have closer to his balls that Adrian is.
Coops - but I want to coach de team, because I spend 50 years in America and I train Gally B team, so I have experience, all I am asking for is for you to sign Anthony Sherwood and Ivan Sampson and I will coach for free.
Sancho - look man, go home nah. De only coaching you doing now is coaching a midget how to use a urinal.
Coops- well ah try, not me again, not me again. Them boys eh know me. I always believe a negative and a negative is a positive, that is way I always negative because I waiting for something positive.
Roopie - Feel good to be home but ah still sad, not even a half hour look ah get daddy, Not me again boy. [ ah tell yuh not to go].
Flex -
Coops - it good for him, he eh learn from de last time, it good.
Bakes - I with you coops, anything you say I will back you up. If you need a lawyer, let meh know. Anytime Sam say something about you on de forum, I go delete he post, ah get rid of mango chow, Giggsy11 and Just-cool, wait, I go get rid of he to, sooner or later I go get rid of everybody on SWO forum, allyuh wait and see.
Skeene - It good, Flex write up about me last time, pay back now, leh we see what he go rite now, this guy does get specially attention, maybe is Flex cousin or maybe because he is indian.
(((ring))) - HELLO, what now, Angus Eve here, lets see who they go blame for Roopie now.
