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Offline dtool

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« on: November 03, 2014, 05:36:15 AM »

                                        Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench.

The 87-year-old had just  finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to

have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking

around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,
it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."

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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2014, 09:42:40 AM »
 :D ;D :rotfl:

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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2014, 03:27:52 PM »
Good one
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.