Best one so far for 2018
I went to Massy on Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of 'Old Oak Rum',
and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off
the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the 'Old Oak Rum'
before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle
seven times on the way home.