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Big mistake
« on: November 10, 2005, 11:12:58 AM »
Anniversary

    A guy is in big trouble when he forgets his wedding anniversary.

    His wife tells him, "Tomorrow, buster, there better be something in  the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat!"

    The next morning she sees a package in the driveway.   She opens it and
finds a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral arrangements have been set for this Saturday.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead
                                              Thomas Paine

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Re: Big mistake
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2005, 02:27:33 PM »
Anniversary

    A guy is in big trouble when he forgets his wedding anniversary.

    His wife tells him, "Tomorrow, buster, there better be something in  the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat!"

    The next morning she sees a package in the driveway.   She opens it and
finds a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral arrangements have been set for this Saturday.


GAH HA HA HA HA HA best one for a while
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

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Re: Big mistake
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2005, 10:47:08 PM »
hahahaha :rotfl:

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Re: Big mistake
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2005, 11:04:22 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: dat man look fuh he death :rotfl: :rotfl: :duel:
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Re: Big mistake
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2005, 04:57:17 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Big mistake
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2005, 11:52:19 PM »
too funny :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

 

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