LOL....good one dey sah. Â
A nex one...............
De warden of de madhouse in St Anns retirin and as a retirement "gift" to show how magnaminous he is (he mus be related to Manning) he declare he go release a deserving inmate.
He tell de guards find me 3 men who bright enough to answer a simple skill testing question.
De guards come back wit 3 fellas and dey standin up in front de Warden.
Warden say..."As I am leaving, I am going to let one of you deserving inmates go back to society. Â My trusted guards have deemed you the pick of the bunch. Â All you need to do is answer a simple skill testing question. Â The first one who get's it right is released with my blessings"
He ask de first madman..."How much is 9 mutiply by 7?"
De 1st madman watch him and bawl without hesitation...."17!!!!!"
De Warden shake he head and say Nex!!
He ask de 2nd madman...."How much is 9 multiply by 7?"
De 2nd madman bawl out without hesitation..."CHEESE!!!"
De Warden watchin he guards hard now. Â He say.."Allyuh say dis is de best!! Â Dis is wha allyuh bring fuh meh?!!"
He take a deep breath and ask de 3rd madman...."How much is 9 multiply by 7?"
De 3rd madman scratch he head, frown, dig he nose, shiff from one foot to de nex, and den bawl out...."63!!!"
De warden clap he hands and say "YES!!!! Â FINALLY!!! Â What is your name young man?"
De 3rd madman say "Dey does call meh George sir"
Warden say..."Well George....as a man of my word....you are free to go back to society. Â Go back to your room, get cleaned up, pack your things and go with my blessings"
So as de 3 madmen goin back to dey rooms now....de fuss 2 slappin George on he back and congratulatin him and ting. Â Madman #2 ask him..."But George...how u get dah one right sah?"
Hear George....."Allyuh think I wasn't lissenin. Â I lissen close. Â Is simple maths man. Â All I do is take away 17 from CHEESE!!"