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Big Boy
« on: March 09, 2005, 12:53:33 PM »
One day Big Boy mudder tell he:

"Big Boy yu know dat Mrs. Brown nex door jus have a baby. Well she bringing home de baby dis evenin...an we goin to look for her. But listen, de baby born widout any ears....an ah doh want yuh pass no remark bout it........ok?"

"Awrite mama...I eh go say nutten."

Dat evenin when dem go & look fuh Mrs. Brown an de baby, dem find demself in de baby room. Big Boy stan up ova de crib an start:

"Wait....Miss Brown.look how de baby likkle foot dem look cute."

"Yes, Big Boy, an look....he have all he toe dem."

"An check he han.....dem sof' an delicate eh?"

"Yes, Big Boy....an yu see how he have all he ten finger."

Big Boy start to rub up de baby cheek.

"Miss Brown....de baby likkle mout look cute fuh spite."

"Yes Big Boy.....yu see how he smile jus like a likkle angel?"

But Miss Brown....lawd...de baby eye dem....dem bright eh?"

"Yes .....an de doctor tell meh he check dem an he have perfeck vision."

"Oh....tank GOD Miss Brown...cause if he did have to wear glasses...he woulda be f*cked!"
Carlos "The Rolls Royce" Edwards


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Re: Big Boy
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2005, 07:20:19 PM »

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Re: Big Boy
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2005, 09:34:37 AM »
kyak kyak kyakhahahhhahahahaha ;D
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Re: Big Boy
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2005, 06:35:25 PM »
wrng form though