1. Catch a gripe
2. Leave all drunk Indians alone, it eh worth it
Curry, gera, beer, rum, and scotch doh work during game day, unless yuh home, or by somebody who have a clean bathroom. De Rat get a fackin gripe Saturday evening, it was de worst feeling ever fellas, like ah was going to dead. Finally reach in de Stadium, de toilet stink no ass...like de man before me vomit, shit he-self in the stall....and to make things worst, about 10 men giving meh talk waiting to use the same stall. But ah had to shit...
Leaving the bathroom, ah drunk indian spill rum on meh new Adidas shirt ah did bring down for the match. All I tell de man was "Oye, watch where yuh walking na", de man went off and tell meh we PNM cause he to loose he wok....
  So I turn and tell him I is ah Democrat, ah get cuss.
Never me again.